what a bad driver you are until your teenage daughter begins studying for her learner's permit.
"Mom, you know people get pulled over for rolling through a stop sign."
"Dad, you don't have your blinker on."
"That isn't a hundred feet."
"When you make your turn, you're supposed to get in the closest lane and then turn your blinker on and switch to the lane you need."
I'm getting a crash course (pardon the pun) in driving. Which really isn't a bad thing I guess...it seems that I have forgotten a few things.