Why I hold my breathe every time I open the recycle bins. Seriously, I know it doesn't smell...that it isn't a dumpster...but it looks like one...so I always catch myself having to unplug my nose.
Why half an ounce of bread equals 3 pounds of fat once it hits my hips.
How half a cup of juice morphs into the equivalent amount of liquid found in the Great Lakes.
I could sleep for another two hours after the alarm goes off but on the mornings I don't need to be up...I can't sleep past six o'clock.
The purpose of sugar free ice cream.
The purpose of sugar free anything.
Reality shows. They're just so far away from~~~~reality.